Ferne Walks into a Bar…

Posted: May 16, 2012 by baki3626 in Ferne's World
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A skeleton walks into a bar.  He asks for a drink and a mop.

Make it a double!!

“Knock, Knock.”  “Who’s There?”  “Daisy.”  “Daisy who?”  “Daisy me rollin, they hatin’.”  

How do you make a taco stand?  Steal its chair.

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Comments
  1. Ben Emery says:

    This explains a lot about last night. I enjoy a good bad joke, but had no clue she was sounding them out on me. I just thought she had heard a few recently and was paying me back for all the times I’d told her one. The first one is still the best. Well, I also like, “Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud!” Classic!

  2. baki3626 says:

    Oops, sorry bout her using you as a guinea pig of sorts last night, Ben. Haha. But I like your horse joke! You should be our resident “Wakker!!”

  3. geekgirlat40 says:

    Nice way to start the day!

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